Not all eco-things are built to last. This candle is. He wasn’t.
Light this for the memory of every emotionally shallow man you entertained for one hot second before realizing your standards were too high for surface-level nonsense. This candle is cozy, sustainable, and—unlike him—stays strong to the very end.
With a luxe 50–60 hour burn time and a choice of rich, lingering scents, this is your self-care weapon of choice. Whether you’re spiraling into a rom-com night or rising like a soft-lit phoenix, this flame delivers the atmosphere he never could.
Product Features:
Eco-friendly and non-toxic soy wax—no chemicals, no emotional pollution
Reusable glass vessel—because you deserve pretty things that stay together
Nine aromatic scents that go deeper than any of his late-night texts
50–60 hour burn time—more longevity than your last situationship
ASTM safety compliant—this candle may be savage, but it’s still safe
Candle Care: Burn in sight. Keep away from children, pets, and soggy personalities with zero follow-through.
