Because sometimes closure looks like lace and legal threats.
He thought disappearing was the end? Cute.
This candle is for the ones who don’t just move on. They ascend. Light it up when you’re feeling petty in silk or powerful in a pantsuit. Whether it’s revenge vibes or self-care nights, this soy wax flame is your perfectly scented reminder that silence isn't weakness. It's strategy.
Crafted for the emotionally fluent and the aesthetically lethal, this 9oz glass jar is filled with clean-burning, drama-free wax... which is more than we can say for him.
Product Features:
100% natural soy wax blend—non-toxic and mood-enhancing (unlike that man)
100% cotton wick for a slow, steady burn—just like your rise from chaos
Glossy permanent label to keep the message loud and clear
Choose from 9 aromatic scents that suit your current level of revenge
50–60 hour burn time—long enough to ghost-proof your whole aura
Complies with ASTM safety standards (don’t worry, we’re not that wild)
Assembled in the USA with globally sourced parts, just like your taste in red flags
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm) — compact, but commanding. Note: All scents share the same wax color. The chaos is in the scent, not the shade.
